The Immortal Porpoise

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005


The whoring crew members of the true Immortal Porpoise, noble privateer, hard at work after forcing the Admiral Beezelbub to the fore deck. Note in watch cap and brown overall the founding scallaway called "American Kraut" high tech shit kicker and Executive Officer of the Immortal Porpoise.


A whoring crew member deliberatin' his chance at stealing the command from Lord High Admiral Beezelbub Beergut during a windlass cruise on Lake Perry. Note the resembleance of this dastardly boatwain's mate to Hollywood Vin Diesel on a bad hair day.


Admiral Beezelbub Beergut directing the crew to bail out the rotting pork skins and fermenting sewage from our boat.