St. Patty's Day Press Gangs for Mayhem!

Hey Fellow Crew Members,


Tis the season coming up. We should start thinking of a day that we could meet ,to lower the mast and re-fit the halyards ,and replace the anchor and steamer lights. As I stated before I will have the parts needed to accomplish these task.Also still waiting for the account number to deposit monies for slip fees for the coming season also. I am also working on the rules and the announcement of the "Pirate Regatta" when finished will send rough draft to all. I would enjoy seeing you all this St. Patty's day in my wonderful little town of Lawrence to participate in the gala festivities, and to have a few pints of Guinness and watch the eye candy that is abundant here. Well Mates have a good Sunday.


First Mate Mark

Wing to wing this weekend! 

The whoring crew members of the true Immortal Porpoise, noble privateer, hard at work after forcing the Admiral Beezelbub to the fore deck. Note in watch cap and brown overall the founding scallaway called "American Kraut" high tech shit kicker and Executive Officer of the Immortal Porpoise.

A whoring crew member deliberatin' his chance at stealing the command from Lord High Admiral Beezelbub Beergut during a windlass cruise on Lake Perry. Note the resembleance of this dastardly boatwain's mate to Hollywood Vin Diesel on a bad hair day.

Admiral Beezelbub Beergut directing the crew to bail out the rotting pork skins and fermenting sewage from our boat.